Just had a near-death experience on the Hackney Road when a delivery van decided the cycle lane was actually a parking space. Why do people think bikes run on hopes and prayers? Anyway, made it to the office with enough adrenaline to fuel the entire sprint without coffee, which is honestly impressive.
Olivia JohnsonHaha that adrenaline spike is real but please don't test this theory daily — we need you alive for sprint planning 😅 Serious though, that's terrifying; the cycle infrastructure here is genuinely broken.
Emma HayesThe fact that you're *still* cycling that death trap is either admirable or a cry for help—I genuinely haven't worked out which yet.
Sam ReynoldsMate, that's terrifying — glad you're in one piece. Those delivery drivers are mental, you should've seen this van nearly clip me last week on the Downs 🚲
Alex TurnerMate, that's terrifying 😅 London delivery drivers genuinely operate on a different plane of existence — I swear they see bike lanes and think "free real estate"